18 and Dead
Friday, 22 February 2013As promised (at least i did in Italian,sorry for everyone who didn't understand a word),here I am, I managed to come back from hytta (cabin) some days before and guess what?
I'm 18!!!
And i m probably not going any further than this,considering the several suicidal attempts made in just one day.
Those who know me can surely imagine what i mean,for those who don't,here comes the story.
We went slalom skiing,which for me means snowboarding,and that would have been perfectly fine, if it wasn't for the "ski lift"(?,t heisen på norsk).
Like,guys, I don't know how it works wherever you are,but in Italy we stopped using those stuff something like more than ten years ago,because,seriously?! I hate them.
And Norwegians don't try to tell me "the chairs one are too expansive",nobody believes you.
(Everything is said ironically,don't take it too seriously)
And here comes the fun part.
I did my best,focused on staying up as much as i could, but no matter how hard I tried, I never managed to stay up for more than ten meters run.
At the end i was just sitting on the ground holding the rope and going up with everybody staring at me,especially children, who must have found the thing pretty hilarious as they were all pointing at me laughing.
Also,at the very beginning of this comic,it might have been the third ride, I m not really that sure, I decided to roll from the lift halfway through and went on what I thought was the skiing path (sorry for the lack of skiEnglish vocabulary),but there was just fresh soft snow and it was so freaking difficult.
Just imagine how hard I swore in Italian.
And all this to realize once down again that the real path was that nice part turning on the right just few meters upper than where I stopped.
Faen.
So,that was the story of "how I tried to kill myself the day after my birthday",hope you all enjoyed it!
By the way,my birthday was awesome, I realized I had the best friends ever back home and lovely ones here in Norway and all around the world,plus, my Norwegian family is just perfect,love you guys all!!
Snakkes!
Ps,in the pic there are the presents I received from the norske familien :D
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Monday, 21 January 2013Per gli italiani: capitemi, era il primo e la Norvegia nuoce gravemente alla salute mentale!
Enjoy! :)