Hi y'all and welcome back to a brand new episode of Unluckily me, a new Netflix hit. I wish.
Most of you guys don’t know this, but lately I’ve been working on a project together with the NHS here in Scotland - National Health Service, for the slow ones x - and apparently I’ve been enjoying it so much that my body felt the need to be in the health environment a bit longer than planned.
I mean, who doesn’t love spending Christmas trotting around from clinic to clinic, AM I RIGHT?!
Of course it’s nothing too serious, so I won’t even get an extension on my deadlines.
How marvellous.
This is no time for pity though, so let’s all make fun of me instead, cause really, I deserve it.
First of all, did you know that not all people lose their milk teeth when they’re kids? And did you also know that even if you loose them later on that doesn’t necessarily mean that proper ones are ever gonna grow?
And lastly, can you guess who still hasn’t lost all of their milk teeth and hasn’t grown new ones??
A round of applause everyone.
So, that’s the situation for you guys.
Also, to make matters worse, the ones that I have left are all about to fall but no dentist could make a substitute implant straight away as apparently there’s not enough bone for that either.
I know, gross.
Still, I wonder what kind of monster I had to be in my previous life for karma to hate me that much - #firstworldproblems
Must have killed kittens or something.
I won’t start talking about my foot tho, cause me and that nasty one and it’s twin have quite a history: just know that once they decided to both get sprained during the same week and precisely a day before a school play in which I was supposed to take part.
The face of the director when she saw me coming in on a wheel chair for the final rehearsal was priceless.
Needless to say, she didn’t make an actress out of me, sigh.
Oh well, shit happens.
Have a lovely Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Lovely-holiday-with-no-particular-reason or whatever you guys celebrate and see you next time (if I make it alive) ! Xxx
Ps. I did really love the project with the NHS and really hope there will be more to talk about it in the upcoming months!
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