The UGLY BFF Message

Since I recently finished that hell which is usually called "High School" , my Facebook timeline and my WhatsApp conversations have been invaded by thousands of posts and messages declaring the love that each one of my now ex-school mates felt for each one of us; and this doesn't apply only to them, but to most of the now ex-students of almost every high school there is in my city.

Generally I would have nothing, more or less, against a happy and free spread of love, though this case in particular upsets me quite a lot for a very simple and practical reason : they are all bullshit.

Of course, some of those declarations do really come from deep in the hearts of the writers, but it gets quite funny when they come from people you've hardly ever heard of or from people you know they at least have never really liked you.

What's even funnier, is the way they are written and the things they say, which all go, inevitably, the same old way. I know you're literally dying to read some of those messages, aren't you? Well, I have a surprise for you guys! Here is what I call the Ultimate Goodbye-I Love You-BFFs Message 2.0, or the UGLY BFF Message:

Oh my God! I can't believe five years have passed by! It seems yesterday we started this journey that turned out to be the best experience of my life until now and I'm glad to have experienced it with those people that turned out to be a second family to me : YOU GUYS! Do you remember our first day of school??? As always I was (choose late or early according to the author personality) and anxious to meet those strangers with whom I'd spend some of the most important years of my youth and how strange it was to meet you all for the first time! (Please fill in a detailed description of how everyone looked the first day now). I must confess that I didn't exactly love everybody from the very beginning, and  (name of the person the author still secretly hates) can confirm that, right? Hahaha, but as time passed we all got to know each others very well <3 Oh, how many things we did together! Do you remember when (episode which nobody remembers but the author)? Hahahahahaha I will miss those moments for the rest of my life <3 <3 <3 I just wanted to tell you guys that I love you, and will always do, and I know we'll never stop seeing each others! As (name of a teacher) always said: (lame quote from the teacher)! Remember, it's not a "goodbye", but a "see you later, alligator"!   XOXO

And that was the last time you ever heard of them.



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